Dedicated to Everyone out there....

THE READER OF THIS POEM by Roger McGough



The reader of this poem
Is as cracked as a cup
As daftas a treacle-coffee
As mucky as a pup


As troublesome as a bubblegum
As brash as a brush
As bouncy as a double tum
As quiet as a shh.....


As sneaky as a witch's spell
As tappytoe as jazz
As empty as a wishing well
As echoey as as as as as.....


As bossy as a whistle
As prickly as a pair
Of boots made out of thistles
And elephant hair


As vain as trainers
As boring as draw
As smelly as a drain is
Outside the kitchen door


As hungry as a wave
That feeds upon the coast
As gaping as a cave
As GOTCHA! as a ghost


As fruitless as a cake of soap
As creeping-up as smoke
The reader of this poem, I hope,
Knows how to take a joke






Stumbled upon it somewhere.... pretty cool..... enjoy, kayzzz